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Nov 25 2025 02:43PM
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Black friday deals
Hbo
2.99 month for a year
Normally $10.99
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Nov 15 2025 09:19PM
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Lululemon brilliant or racist
Lululemon was named by founder Chip Wilson because he thought it was funny that Japanese speakers have difficulty pronouncing the letter "L," and he believed that brands with the letter "L" in them sounded more "Western" and "exotic" to Japanese consumers. He intentionally chose the name because it contained three "L"s and had no other specific meaning.
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Nov 14 2025 01:05AM
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Three women die
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven...
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks everywhere.
It’s almost impossible not to step on one. Despite their best efforts, the first woman accidentally steps on a duck.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she’s ever seen.
He chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck. St. Peter arrives, again with another extremely ugly man, and chains them together with the same warning.
The third woman, seeing what’s happened to her friends, is determined to never step on a duck. She manages to go months without incident.
Then one day, St. Peter comes up to her… with the most handsome man she has ever seen. Tall, built, gorgeous — movie-star material.
Without saying a word, St. Peter chains them together and walks away.
Overwhelmed, the woman says, “I don’t know what I did to deserve this!”
The man replies, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.”
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Oct 30 2025 10:46AM
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The Lakers have a new
The LA Lakers were sold for 10 billion dollars
So the dodgers and Lakers are now owned the same owner
What does that mean ?
Unlimited money for players ?
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Oct 22 2025 06:43PM
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Do you know the deference between a dodgers dog
Do you you know the deference between a Dodger dog
And an Angele dog?
Dodger dogs are available in October
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Oct 20 2025 05:54PM
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She's such a bitch!
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room
and I said to her, " I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If
that ever happens, just pull the plug"....
She immediately got up... unplugged the TV and threw out
my beer.
She's such a Bitch.........
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Oct 18 2025 10:15AM
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A dick
A dick has a sad life !
His hair is a mess ,
his family is nuts,
his neighbors an asshole
his best friend is a pussy
and his owner beats him
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Oct 11 2025 10:27AM
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Stop masterbating!
Went to c the doc yesterday
He told me I needed to stop masterbating
I was sooo embarrassed
I asked why
He said I'm still taking your blood pressure
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Oct 5 2025 07:14PM
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Woman can do this 134 times
The highest recorded number of orgasms for a woman in one hour is 134, a record documented in a study and widely reported. This record is associated with Expanded Sexual Response (ESR)
I'm happy with getting one !
Who knew?
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Sep 30 2025 02:35PM
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Omg Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban divorce !
Who gives a shit !
Dodgers are in the playoffs today @ 6:08
Games 1 and 2 @ dodger stadium and 3 if necessary
Let's go !
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May 23 2025 01:39PM
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sailing with Phoenix. Amazing story
https://www.statesmanjournal.com/story/news/local/oregon/2025/05/09/sailing-with-phoenix-tracker/83501937007/
I have trouble walking 5 miles a day
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Apr 29 2025 08:27PM
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I'm not taking any chances
After many years of dreaming, saving, and planning, a married couple make a trip to the Holy Land, bringing the wife’s mother along. While they are there, the mother dies. The wife being very distraught, the husband steps forward to make arrangements.
At the U.S. Conciliate he is told, “Transporting the remains back the States is complicated and expensive. I’m afraid the whole process is going to cost about $50,000. However, there is an alternative. We can arrange to have your departed buried right here. As a curtesy to international relations, it can be done at no cost.”
The man thinks this through and says, “We’ll take her back. Let’s get going on the paperwork.”
The representative answered, “I don’t think you understand. We can lay her to rest HERE, in the HOLY LAND, for FREE.”
The man answered, “What I understand is that 2,000 years ago you buried a man here, and three days later he came right back up again. I’m not taking the chance of that happening with my mother-in-law. Let’s get going on the paperwork. I brought my own pen.”
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