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Aug 3 2025 09:36PM
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For Vets Who Live the OC Life, You Gotta Try the American Legion Newport Beach Yacht Club… Where Y
The Newport Beach American Legion has to be one of the best veterans clubs in the country. I literally joined the American Legion just so I could hang out there when I’m in Orange County. I mean, come on, how many veterans clubs double as a yacht club? Most places give you a barstool and a jukebox… this one gives you a boat slip. I’m pretty sure I can bring a few guests too. Maybe some of the guys can swing by and we’ll toast to freedom… and discuss the best foxholes in HX 
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Feb 12 2025 06:44PM
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Lost Wallet – Pharté McButt
Dear HX Members,
I’m on the lookout for a distinguished gentleman by the name of Pharté McButt. Mr. McButt, it seems you accidentally left your wallet with a certain HX lady. She has asked me to track you down to keep her identity private. Unfortunately, she can’t remember exactly when she saw you, but since she exclusively hangs out with HX men, we know you're one of the chosen ones.
Now, before you panic—no cash was found. However, your wallet does contain:
A receipt for an “Ass-Blaster Chimichanga & Fountain Drink” (classy choice) which you paid $14.93 cash, from January 28.
Your 7-11 Membership card.
A certificate for the Jelly of the Month Club (a true man of culture).
Oh, and just so you know—she did redeem some of your 7-11 points for a Big Gulp. Consider it a finder’s fee.
If this fine piece of lost property belongs to you, please reach out to me ASAP!
Cheers,
BigBrown75
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Aug 21 2023 09:38PM
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Vent post: People who hate the opposite sex suck.
Men and women are awesome together. Tired of all this hate I see online. Incels and third wave feminist can both go kiss my ass.
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Apr 21 2023 09:57AM
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Looking for a girl with no sense of smell
I want to meet a nice girl for companionship today. Because I ate a 3lb bean, cheese & egg burrito for breakfast, I have some really bad gas.
If there is a gal who doesn't have a strong sense of smell, please contact me.
Thanks
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