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Feb 14 2025 08:45PM
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Becky Hill, Clementine Douglas, and Jazzy are
the reigning queens of electronic dance music vocals.
The way that dance music works these days is that a producer contracts with a vocalist. Someone has to write the lyrics. It is rare for the vocalist to have written the lyrics.
Right now the biggest dance hit around the world is Sonny Fodera's "Somedays" with Jazzy on the vocals and D.O.D. on the mix up. Jazzy is a young mixed-race, brace-faced Dubliner.
Clementine Douglas is the vocalist Sonny Fodera's hits "Tell Me" and "Asking".
Becky Hill is the vocalist on her track "Swim" with MX. Becky Hill is also known for being the vocalist on Sigala's hit "Wish You Well".
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Jan 28 2025 10:03AM
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Splashing the camera
Does FunsizedMella think that she's hot shit because she posts a photo of her ejaculating all over the camera and all over the bed?
There's thirty thousand guys on this site who could post a photo of them ejaculating on that stuff any day of the week.
In fact we could have a challenge. You just name the object, and we'll post photos of us ejaculating on it.
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Jan 23 2025 08:38PM
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Whom are we to blame for this mess? Is it the fault of Barack, Michelle, or Jennifer?
It seems that Barack Obama has been having an affair with Jennifer Aniston for over a year. It seems that the affair has been an open secret in Hollywood and Washington, DC for months. It seems that Barack and Michelle have been living separate lives and are headed for a divorce.
Who is to blame for this mess? Michelle is to blame. It's always the wife's fault. Around here we know that. It's not Barack's fault that Michelle can't keep a man.
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Jan 10 2025 06:12PM
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In exactly five weeks
it will be Valentine's Day.
The race is on. There are only thirty-five days until Valentine's Day.
Do you want to be lonely again?
Actually, there are less than thirty-five days. Do you really want to be looking for your Valentine on February the thirteenth?
Where is that "pick-me" energy? I'm not looking for a pick-me. I'm looking for a pickmecia.
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Jan 3 2025 07:45PM
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Too many carpet munchers in the Top 40
Billie Eilish is a carpet muncher.
Chappell Roan is a carpet muncher.
Between them they have six songs in the Top 40.
Chappell Roan's song "Good Luck, Babe!" is about carpet munching.
Chappell Roan's song "Hot To Go" is about carpet munching.
Chappell Roan's song "Pink Pony Club" is about carpet munching.
Billie Eilish's song "Lunch" is about carpet munching.
Billie Eilish's song "Birds Of A Feather" is about carpet munching.
Billie Eilish's song "Guess" is about carpet munching.
("Guess" is actually Charlie XCX'song where Billie Eilish was invited to sing about carpet munching.)
Thank God for women in the Top 40 singing about taking dick.
Dua Lipa sings about taking dick.
Tate McRae sings about taking dick.
Olivia Rodrigo sings about taking dick.
Sabrina Carpenter sings about taking dick. In fact Sabrina Carpenter sings about taking the same dick as Olivia Rodrigo (Joshua Bassett's dick).
Sabrina Carpenter sings about taking big dick. She is so petite that she titled her album Short and Sweet. I hope that she doesn't need to go in for repairs and come out laced-up like a football.
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Dec 28 2024 06:41PM
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Cold approach in 2025 has never been easier.
Today I heard from a dating coach that the end of 2024 is seeing a trend of men giving up on dating. Men, especially young men, are throwing in the towel.
The same dating coach reported that women tell him that they never get approached by men in real life. We see women on social media complaining that they dress cute to go out and that no men ever talk to them.
Other dating coaches have reported that it has never been easier to stand out as a man. Most men dress like slobs. Making even a modest effort at looking good pays off.
However, the question ends up being this: What are you going to get for your efforts? Are the women out there even worth the time and effort?
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Dec 24 2024 10:01AM
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Wham! (again)
From the today's news: Wham!'s "Last Christmas" has become the UK's Christmas number one for a second consecutive year. George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley's festive classic beat songs by Mariah Carey, Gracie Abrams, Tom Grennan and Ariana Grande to top the chart.
This is something that British people do that Americans think makes no sense. British people get excited about the top Christmas song of the year.
It is the 40th anniversary of this song. "Last Christmas" was release on December 3, 1984.
I was sixteen years old when this song came out. (I'm 56 years old now. See how that works?) Wham!'s song "Careless Whisper" was at the top of the chart at the time.
What we know now but what we didn't know at the time was that George Michael was gay. That fact was held as a secret at the time. We didn't find out that George Micheal was gay until years later. I don't know if Andrew Ridgeley, who, I assume, is still alive, is gay. There was always something a little off with Wham!'s songs. Wham!'s songs never made sense coming from a pair of heterosexual guys. Wham!'s songs, however, made perfect sense coming from a gay man.
Rest in peace, George Michael.
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Dec 20 2024 07:14PM
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HX Awards Show 2024
I am thinking about renting SoFi Stadium for tomorrow's show. 
I need help with the award categories.
There should be categories proposed by men. There should also be categories proposed by women. We could have categories proposed by others too.
I am sure that the women of HX will come up with categories that will make me squirm.
Here are the award categories proposed by men that I've come up with so far:
2024 Rookie of the Year
Most Egregious GPS
Most Egregious Use of Photo Filter
Most Masculine-Looking Chick Who's Actually A Woman
Most Feminine-Looking Chick Who's Actually A Dude
Biggest Flakeosaurus
Biggest Loser Blogger is not a category.
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Dec 13 2024 11:02PM
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Green-eyed French boy got me tripp'n
Lisa is a K-pop singer with Blackpink. I take it that she is actually Thai as opposed to South Korean. She has released a cover of the song "Moonlit Floor". One of the lines in the song goes, "Green-eyed French boy got me tripp'n."
But I don't want to talk about Lisa and "Moonlit Floor". What I want to talk about is “Ma Meilleure Ennemie” by Stromae & Pomme.
There is a song in French that is in the British Top 40. It is “Ma Meilleure Ennemie” by Stromae & Pomme. The song is from a Netflix show called Arcane League of Legends. It is a haunting song. The line that gets repeated is I love you; I hate you. It is interesting that a song in French from a TV show is so captivating that it ends up making it into the British Top 40.
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Dec 6 2024 05:16PM
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Pink Pony Club
"Pink Pony Club" is Chappell Roan's third song to make it to the Top 40 off of her debut album The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess. The song is about a girl in Tennessee who dreams of moving to West Hollywood to work as a Go-Go dancer in a queer bar.
Is there really a Pink Pony Club in West Hollywood? I don't know about these things. But I know of somebody around here who's an expert.
Lyrics
I know you wanted me to stay
But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me in LA
And I heard that there's a special place
Where boys and girls can all be queens every single day
I'm having wicked dreams of leaving Tennessee
Hear Santa Monica, I swear it's calling me
Won't make my mama proud, it's gonna cause a scene
She sees her baby girl, I know she's gonna scream
God, what have you done?
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong down at the
Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
West Hollywood
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony Club, Pink Pony Club
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Oct 24 2024 12:23AM
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Restaurant for chicken wings and skimpy server uniforms is in financial trouble
Hooters is struggling. Hooters is meeting with consultants to figure out how to handle its debt.
Other restaurants are also struggling. TGI Friday's and Red Lobster are at the brink of bankruptcy.
Americans are running out of money. The economy really isn't that great out there.
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Oct 12 2024 07:33PM
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Milli Vanilli and Crowded House
Netflix's "Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story" has Milli Vanilli and Crowded House back in the UK charts.
Number 37: DON'T DREAM IT'S OVER by CROWDED HOUSE
LW: RE Peak: 25, Weeks: 14
Number 40: I'M GONNA MISS YOU by MILLI VANILLI
LW: New Peak: 40, Weeks: 1
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