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HelenaUlinova
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 28 yrs old
Del Mar, San Diego, CA
Registered Jun 4 2025
Released Jun 4 2025

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Oct 31 2025 05:35PM
     Face fucking
Asking for a friend�

Who here is a fan of face fucking as the recipient?

Preferably thin spinner-ish body type� alternative look appreciated.

Sloppier the better, vomiting choking slobbering gagging etc.

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Oct 23 2025 04:29AM
     Gender neutral FXP contest
Story time from you lovely folks, men women NB what have you this is all inclusive because anyone can fit the bill.

As your local highest-functioning-insane-person I�m just interested in hearing about some of yalls non TOS violating wildness so I feel a little better about the level of crazy I consistently operate at.

I�ll share a normal part of my day last week hanging out at home to set a baseline and get it started.

Places 1-3 in terms of a sheer nonsensical, or bizarre situation, could even be ideals or way of operating in society - 1500 FXP
Places 4 & 5 - same amount of points, this is the participation trophy generation after all

Person who clearly lied to participate - 500 FXP

Miss congeniality - the person who posts something mundane and is sure it�s wild because they�re content watching paint dry OR the person who didn�t read/understand the prompt - 500 FXP

Randomly selecting one person who inevitably complains about something, like the phrase gender neutral or tries to make it about politics/social issues - 500 FXP

Randomly selecting 3 participants just because so no one in the insulting categories listed above knows what they won for - 500 FXP

Any ladies who post a story and a cute OC picture get an extra 250 FXP if a top 5 winner. 150 FXP if just a pic & participation.

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To kick us off;

I was in my shower cleaning when I heard a noise in my house and convinced myself oh fuck it�s that (name of person who is was being very stalkerish) person! I ran out of my house. But only had my phone and the case (which is also my wallet) was missing.

I was horrified to go back inside so I start going on a walk. Keep in mind I live in one of the nicest areas of the entire country. People aren�t getting attacked around here on the street generally speaking and there are people walking everywhere.

As I�m walking my paranoia is increasing and I see a man walking towards me and I�m immediately thinking, �is it him?� And just staring the fuck out of this person. I realize no it isn�t him but am still paranoid they might attack me so I was staring at this guy so fucking hard and long he basically ran to get past me and get away from me,

Then I convince myself the street I�m going down is too desolate (it�s beachfront property damn near it couldn�t be more packed with houses, not desolate at all and tons of people walking)

I turn around and start going down this winding road my partner said a million times not to walk down but people are on it all the time. Well halfway down I realize fuck he was right there are so many blind corners I�m bound to get hit by a car.

I just conmitted to getting to the bottom when I see the guy I stared at so hard again. He looks horrified and runs to stay away from me but I approach him and he looked like a person filled with sheer terror, and I asked him �what fucking side of the street do you walk on?� And he says against traffic so he can see the cars coming�. I point at an upcoming curve and he says �oh not there you�ll get hit by a car.�

At this point I throw my hands up realizing you just have to constantly zig zag down the street and dodge traffic and hope to not die.

As I�m walking i am convinced every person I see is Jeffrey Dahmer, including women over the age of 75 who are actively avoiding me because I look so crazed, until I finally make it to the grocery store and just chill waiting for my partner to pick me up.

We get home and can�t locate my wallet phone case anywhere. No one turned it in anywhere I went and then 3 days later it appears on the hood of my truck. We went through 3 days of security footage and I�m sure we�re going to see some weirdo placing it there. We sure the fuck did see some absolute nut job leave it there! Crazy right?

As it turns out, I left it on top of my truck before taking a walk where I terrorized a man multiple times and talked loudly on the phone inside a snooty store about how I believed everyone there was some sort of predator.

There are hours of footage of me walking right past the wallet to look in my truck for it for days lol.

Anyways the whole situation made me realize I can be the most paranoid person alive and an idiot.

Also the people who I see walking down and up that hill everyday are mentally retarded and have a death wish. Since the day I terrorized that man, who I later aggressively demanded advice from and then never apologized or thanked, I have almost run him over at least a dozen times. I barely even drive.

This dude is out here just facing down cars dozens of times a day and learning absolutely nothing from each close call. Now I�m out here on a public forum calling him a retard so I guess I�m the asshole in the situation but whatever.

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Oct 18 2025 04:21AM
     Points, mail, tough times
I see a ton of posts about needing mail for incredibly short periods and asking for help. I usually attempt to unlock a reasonable amount of mail whenever I have points because what a fuckin sucky situation to be in. This was back when my points all came from gift cards I purchased or crypto.

Now that I have access to create FXP albums (finally hit three months in September!) I find I have plenty to share the love. I think there are many ladies out there who have a good amount squirreled away that might be also willing to help.

So, rather than publicly asking for or begging � in desperation for points, if you are a female provider and you send me a flirt, I will unlock some mail for you. At least enough to communicate if we�re flirting about that or something else. � sadly sometimes if you project publicly that you are desperate there are those that would hone in on that to exploit it. This system could help with broadcasting a need for help in a more demure manner.

If any other female community members would like to participate, please list your name below. It is rough out there right now. Some women are being put through the wringer and gift cards are not within their budgetary constraints.

Yes I realize crappy people will take advantage or leech. However if for every 10 people helped 8 were in genuine need, Id call that a win. It may also cut down on the flood of posts asking for these in various spaces.

I still support the site through purchase, and crypto is the way to go if you do buy points because you get 50% more that way even if they take a little longer. Sometimes the delay is 100% user error and failure to follow instructions, but thats really no oneâs business. Just reach out to the admin if it seems to be taking a long time.

And for the gents who buy the albums that make this kind of thing possible thank you! I am sure I speak for everyone that the flattery is real that you would be willing to expend points to admire our beauty. We enjoy being coveted just as much as you enjoy coveting please know that we reinvest that into FXP space purchases to we can continue to add content to our FXP albums, as the space is pretty costly. Especially if youre making a million GIFs of you showing off. The more you buy the more was are able to add to the albums, if you werent aware.


Stay safe, prosperous and generous out there yall.

I�m missing apostrophes because I gave in and switched to iPhone
Now all my fucking punctuation turns a normal sentence into a cryptic, satanic hidden message appearing fuckery

I have had both and I will definitely say I hate the iPhone except the convenience to share with other users. I cuss this device out like I have schizophrenia in public on a daily basis.

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Aug 2 2025 06:10PM
     Lingerie
Check the link below for some dope ass, all size inclusive lingerie that doesn't break the bank.

I was at Hong Kong in TJ a few days back & admiring some of the attire... I have an interesting? Shaped figure so I find it difficult to find outfits that fit my body & breasts most of the time.

Ladies, if you link some of your favorite lingerie sites and OC of you in your favorite fit(s) I'll send 350 FXP to the first 10 girlies
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Thistle and Spire

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Jun 22 2025 09:31AM
     We clearly need to talk about JFK and his workplace accident.
Some variation of a response to it is in about 35% of my messages, a made up but accurate statistic.

Yes, I see how my profile can be interpreted as a tongue in cheek joke, because he was at work, in a company vehicle, etc.

It's set up that way on purpose, but it's also misleading.

The conspiracy I subscribe to is that Lee Harvey was a lone wolf. If you look at him closely, he was an erratic alcoholic moron who was obsessed with assassination attempts (never feel bad about your hobbies again) who tried multiple times to approach the Soviets but was seen as weird, drunk, unreliable, and possibly some sort of plant or whatever.

He tried to move to Soviet Russia and they fucking rejected him because he was an unreliable drunk LOL

The evening before JFK's death, Secret Service were fucking partying their ass off. And the next day, in Dallas, all were hungover. Except one person. A new to the force guy.

Lee Harvey fires off his shot. Probably a shaky hand - nervous drunk and whatnot. Scary trying to be an assassin for the 15th time I'd presume. That shot- the sound- startles the secret service agent who instinctively pulls the trigger on his weapon and kills JFK.

It explains the witness testimony. It explains the weird, missing evidence like JFKs whole damn brain. It explains pretty much everything you could think of, and why there would be any kind of cover up.

Can't go around telling everyone in the middle of the cold war that the secret service is so inept they shot the president in the head.

I listened to a 15 hour podcast (used to have a 1.5 hour commute some days) that kind of dove into every theory and every person, including Lee Harvey's own assassin.

That theory made the most sense. Not malice, just incompetence.

This same podcast also ruined Oppenheimer for me, since I listened to 15+ hours about THAT and then decided to watch a 3 hour movie thinking "Surely they're going to get every historical detail accurate down to the color of Jean Tatlock's nipples."

TBH more Florence Pugh nudity may have made up for the mistakes.

Anyway, I digress.

It is a real conspiracy theory. It just sounds like a funny joke at first.

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Jun 14 2025 06:41PM
     Sage advice from ladies levels 4-5 via PM
Obviously, I have a network, waiting on some folks to put in their input (Shocking! My level is not their #1 priority. I am forever broken)

In the meantime...


I need some advice that can/should only come from a safe, female, member at a higher level who is well known and trusted. I just am not in a position to know if the decision I'm making is ignorant or in any way out of bounds, and I would appreciate a PM or a point in the right direction of the WOMAN I might be looking for.

This is all sounding so mysterious and scary but it's actually stupid and kind of innocuous. LOL

I just can't access the damn clubs so I can pop off at the mouth asking about this and that.

Please

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Jun 9 2025 02:39PM
     This is a shoutout to the real one out there
I genuinely love all of the compliments I've been getting on my looks and body but...

I gotta give props to the guy who I paid for my perfect button nose

And the dude who gave me chin lipo so I could have a snatched jawline

and the same dude who gave me lipo 360 so my waist would be snatched

and the guy who removed juuuuust the right amount of buccal fat so I didn't look like a chipmunk but also didn't look like a crackhead.

And a big thank you to the guy who refused to do fat grafting to make my boobs bigger (IDK what
I was thinking, he was not having it though) and also told me he wouldn't give me a BBL because they "look weird and he doesn't do them" lmao and he also said "Filler will give you pillow face and you're too young" and didn't give me that either. LOL

So I thought I'd put it out there and be real. This is only halfway my face, and halfway my body.

And that maybe conventional beauty standards are becoming a little unrealistic.

I did grow my boobs myself though. And for that, I'm really proud. I actually prayed about it for a really long time, so, sometimes God does answer your prayers. Or he doesn't idk, it was probably genetic or something.

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Jun 9 2025 02:48AM
     Thinking about visiting some friends in the area... in a couple of weeks.
Unfortunately no HX connections there

How is it out there right now? I suspect I'll likely be still level 0, or just barely reaching level 1 even with a few more people having seen me, and I don't know how badly that would affect my being able to connect with folks in the area who have a network (for my safety, obviously...)

My area is not only incredibly slow but places to host are incredibly expensive. So unless I can host multiple in a night, which doesn't always work for everyone's schedule, I'm just breaking even. It's a bit frustrating and just unsure of what market I'm going to travel to after OC or LA.

I'm an experienced SW, just new to this site and definitely hated doing all the leg work of vetting clients.

Any input appreciated!

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