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Harpooner
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 66 yrs old
Inland Empire, CA
Registered Oct 12 2006
Released Mar 20 2008

198 blogs/1100 comments
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Jan 27 2021 07:06AM
     I Still Remember the First Time I Had Sex. How about You?
I was nervous. I was scared. I was alone.

13 comments

Dec 28 2020 06:27PM
     How many know someone who has a friend who...
... died in a motorcycle accident but it was listed as a COVID death? I’ve already seen two people here make that claim here and three people on my other social media platforms.

Either:

A) This dude who died in the motorcycle accident knew a shit-ton of people

There have been a shit-ton of guys who died in motorcycle accidents and classified as COVID deaths

C) The story is a crock of shit.

I’m going with C.

38 comments

Dec 25 2020 06:10AM
     Merry Fucking Christmas
That is all.

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Dec 17 2020 11:33AM
     Vaccination Celebration
I know some of you won’t get the vaccine, but as soon as I get it I’m going to celebrate by finding a fine lady and eating some serious pussy.

How will you celebrate?

16 comments

Dec 9 2020 07:15PM
     If there was just one
If there was just one lady on this side you could hook up with, who would it be?

I think I’d have to go with Platinum Chanel. There is just something about her looks that I find simply irresistible.

50 comments

Dec 8 2020 06:31PM
     Melanie Trump Breast Implants
If you Google Melania Trump tits you will find some topless and nude photos of her. Look at pictures of her today and her tits are way bigger. I remember she was in the hospital a year or two ago. Is that when she got her breast implants? Or are her bolt-ons older then that.

14 comments

Nov 25 2020 09:35AM
     Is it asking too much???
Is it asking too much if I ask the bookkeeper at work to show me her tits? They seem spectacular under her sweater. Asking for a friend.

12 comments

Nov 2 2020 01:48PM
     On This Election Eve
All I can say is, jeez, I love tits. Any kind of tits. Little bitty ones, big old titays, pendulous ones, ones with puffy nipples, tiny nipples, inverted nipples. Doesn’t matter, I just love ‘em all, big or small.

I’ve missed them dearly during the pandemic.

Except manboobs. Not a fan of those.

Carry on.

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Sep 12 2020 02:14PM
     COVID Anyone
Just curious if anyone here has gotten and recovered from COVID-19. If so, what was your experience? How bad was it? Do you know where you got it?

17 comments

Jul 9 2020 01:51PM
     COVID-19 - anyone positive?
Just wondering if any ladies here have tested positive for COVID-19 antibodies. Seems like they would be the safest bet for a date.

44 comments

Jul 1 2020 05:15PM
     NGL Club
Goddamn, I think this is the longest I’ve gone without getting laid in decades! How many others are now members of the NGL (not getting laid) Club?



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Jun 24 2020 08:01AM
     Like it’s a bad thing
I’ve recently seen some folks here use the term “twat waffle” in a derogatory manner... as if it were a bad thing! Do you not like twats? And who doesn’t like waffles? Smothered in butter and warm maple syrup. Maybe some whip cream?

I’ll have the twat waffle (heavy on the whip cream) and a steaming hot cup of coffee!

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