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Harpooner
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 66 yrs old
Inland Empire, CA
Registered Oct 12 2006
Released Mar 20 2008

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Dec 1 2025 03:49PM
     A Single Sperm
A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means typical ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5 terabytes.

That’s a lot of information to swallow.

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Nov 3 2025 10:59AM
     Oral technique question for the ladies
Many years ago, I had a girlfriend who didn’t like getting oral because her clitoris was just too sensitive. I tried to change her mind without much success until one time I focused on probing just her vaginal opening with my tongue. I immediately noticed her positive reaction and the more I pushed my tongue into her kitty the more she enjoyed it. I was even able to get her off this way.

I haven’t tried that technique on other women. Most seem to enjoy when I focus on their clit. But I often wonder if there are any women here who enjoy getting tongue fucked in their vaginal opening the way my girlfriend did years ago.

I’d love to hear from the ladies of HX about this. And feel free to provide any additional tips on what oral techniques someone can use to get you over the finish line.

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Sep 22 2025 02:03PM
     Backside symmetry
There is a particularly enticing view of the female form that some call “backside twat.” Whatever you decide to call that view, I just love the symmetry of how a woman’s ass crack lines up with the “gash” between her pussy lips. I could look at that all day. Seriously.

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Jun 30 2025 02:12PM
     If a girl wants to get down on al fours...
...I think she expects you to match her energy and not just enjoy the view.

Amiright ladies?

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May 19 2025 04:13PM
     Get Ready to Hide Your Porn
Utah Senator Mike Lee has introduced legislation called the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act. It would make the possession of all media related to the prurient interest in nudity, sex, or excretion a criminal act. Legally speaking, the bill aims to recategorize all pornography, in the broadest possible sense of the term, as obscene material.

So make sure to hide your old Playboy magazines and your XXX video, because big brother does not want to give you any incentives to spank the monkey!

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May 18 2025 07:46AM
     Fun in the Great Outdoors
Has anyone here ever gotten it on outdoors? I do a lot of hiking and I have been contemplating a tryst in the wild lately. Maybe a forest trail or some remote park.

So who here has gotten a little wild in the wilderness?


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May 4 2025 04:08PM
     Blowjob Celebration
So I’m hanging out at my local watering hole the other night and I noticed this new guy sitting at the bar who was pounding down shots of whiskey like crazy. After his 5th drink I went over to say hellow and welcome him to the bar. I asked him if there was any particular reason he was having so many shots and he said, “Yes sir, there sure is. My first blowjob!”

I congratulated him and said let me buy the next round. He replied, “I appreciate that, but if I can’t get the taste out of my mouth with five shots of whiskey, I don’t think anything is going to work.”

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Jan 26 2025 01:36PM
     Error Message
Is anyone else getting to following error message when trying to log in:

I cannot connect to the primary database because: Too many connections

It doesn’t happen all the time, but sometimes multiple time a day.

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Jan 8 2025 04:57PM
     A Marketing Suggestion
For what it’s worth, here’s a marketing suggestion for the ladies. Some guys are ass men, some are leg men, some are tit men, etc… you get my drift. There are a variety of features that get our attention and interest.

When I see the photos in some of the profiles, it really makes wonder. For example, I was just looking at a lovely lady’s profile and she had nothing but ass picks. I mean, she has a fine ass, but if she wants the greatest chance of attracting a bunch of interest, I think she would do better by having a variety of photos showing different parts of her anatomy. That way, guys who are interested in her other “assets” might have their interest piqued.

Keep in mind, the photos are usually the first thing that get us to initiate contact. Yeah, we’re shallow like that, but if we are pursuing a fantasy, that’s what gets us to reach out.

Again, just a thought.

4 comments

Nov 18 2024 07:53AM
     Porn Scene Preferences
Wondering if women prefer watching a blowjob scene or a pussy eating scene when enjoying some porn. Ladies, which do you like to watch?

13 comments

Jul 8 2024 07:49AM
     I’m Willing to Help
Yet more evidence that splooge is good for your face ladies. I would be happy to help with that.
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https://l.smartnews.com/p-XiQz7/mCwrrO

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Jan 1 2024 07:10AM
     Women exploring sexual fantasy in midlife
Interesting article. I think I’ve encountered some of these women here and they have been fabulous encounters.

Happy new year everyone.
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https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/jan/01/it-gives-us-control-rise-in-women-exploring-sexual-fantasy-in-midlife

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