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I get the same reply everytime I tell a girl I love her
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Fair enough
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Dreaming I am in a public place with everything but pants on.
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Sydney, it’s not the first time you’ve done that
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it wasn't face to face
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What guy doesn't love a woman who loves cox???
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Luo.
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I wish I worked Technical Support for Cox Communications 😊
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I got a little to drunk and launched into a monologue about how being a lesbian is easier b/c women have clitoral orgasms most of the time anyway and they dont really need a cock pounding them every time they have sex, just every once in a while. It think was during thanksgiving dinner so it was awkardly quiet for a while.
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I once went to a Chaka Khan concert.
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This happens to me from time to time...
I meet with a lady.
She says, "Do you remember me?"
I search my memory and draw a blank.
"You have seen me in a long time."
A while back, I had hastily exited Hx,
Only to regret it very soon.
Of course, I can't use my ex-handle.
So a new account was in order.
I said, "I haven't been with your handle at all."
She had changed her handle too.
Forgetting her name, and her face...
For me, that is most embarrassing.
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lol handy!!!
lol at these stories!!!!
Hahaha
I recently declined hanging out with a guy and told him I was exhausted.
A friend drug me out and when I walk into a bar, he’s there and we lock eyes. As soon as we lock eyes I trip and fall all the way down on the floor.
He nicely comes over and helps me up.
I was so embarrassed.
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Very bizzare sequence of episodes and names/words: cox, fox, drug me out, ..... what where you exhausted from??? cox, fox, drugs??? BTW, Netflix and Paramount are trying to buy Warner Brothers......
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I don’t understand your conspiracy theory about hidden messages in a straightforward post, so I’m just going to assume that your parents are siblings.
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Now that was funny Syd!
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I try
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After having a couple puffs before going to a department store , bumping into a mannequin , Oh , excuse me. Lol.
Long Time Ago. Still Remember.
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When I asked angelcheeks7 to marry me and she laughed in my face as she kicked me out.
This was a joke people.
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Marriage is the last legal form of slavery in America. So glad you weren’t serious.
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Now there's an interesting concept.
Slaves that get to ride around in new cars. I have three or four hundred pairs of shoes and purses.
Get their nails and hair done whenever they want.
Slaves that spend money like drunken sailors.
I think I want to be the slave.
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After a few puffs of a combustible substance, and when still quite young, I attended a wedding with my sibling, who provided and suggested the "combustible substance."
I was introduced to the groom (I knew the bride, a girlfriend from long ago), and couldn't decide whether to say, "How do you do?" or "Nice to meet you..."
What came out was (hey, I was, as they say, stoned as a mofo), "How to meet you."
Doh!
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Showers have great acoustics... so I was fucking around in the shower at boot camp attempting to sing Roxanne by the Police the same way Eddie Murphy did it in the movie. Later on, I was forced to get up on stage and sing the song in front of the entire wing. I didn't know the lyrics really and I am not that great of a singer.
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Having my boss tell me my fly was open. After a conversation….
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Ooops. Trump is mentioned more times in the Epstein files than Jesus is mentioned in the Bible!
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