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simple misunderstandings
Dec 3 2025 10:03AM more by littlemissalice
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I was shopping the other day and the cashier said strip down facing me.
I did not understand she was talking about my credit card and Im no longer welcome at Target.

      
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feeling-young
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Dec 3 2025 10:04AM     link to this

Now, that was funny.
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maleinocca
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Dec 3 2025 10:17AM     link to this

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
football_fan86
Ventura, Central Coast, CA
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Dec 3 2025 10:44AM     link to this

Let’s play the β€œTarget Customer & Cashier Game” next time we meet!

πŸ˜…
Sylviaeuphoric
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Dec 3 2025 12:34PM     link to this

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SkurferGurl
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Dec 3 2025 01:00PM     link to this

Whoops lol
littlemissalice
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Dec 3 2025 01:04PM     link to this

hehe football fan which one are you ?
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Dec 3 2025 01:10PM     link to this

TouchΓ© TouchΓ©
Bassguy
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Dec 3 2025 03:45PM     link to this

πŸ˜‚
HungryMan4u
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Dec 3 2025 03:46PM     link to this

It could have been
"insert in the slot"
DelilahRose
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Dec 3 2025 04:27PM     link to this

At my other job I always sa, go ahead and tap it again, or insert it ( the credit card) Pretty sure I only think it sounds naughty
Latin_Lover
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Dec 3 2025 05:54PM     link to this

Don't they have now those machines that you can only tap-to-pay so there's no confusion πŸ˜‰
littlemissalice
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Dec 3 2025 05:59PM     link to this

are you saying you want to tap it?
LngbdSR
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Dec 3 2025 06:19PM     link to this

DR, Alice, I love your sense of humor
NickSgv
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Dec 3 2025 08:02PM     link to this

Ahh the double entendre. A source of much amusement. Mostly just me laughing at my own clumsy efforts.
Latin_Lover
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Dec 3 2025 09:03PM     link to this

You know I always do πŸ˜…
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Dec 3 2025 09:51PM     link to this

No our machines tap,insert,slide lol
LngbdSR
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Dec 3 2025 10:03PM     link to this

But no lick it?
DelilahRose
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Dec 3 2025 10:20PM     link to this

These customers are so stupid, I wanna tap their forehead on it
SonOfAdams
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Dec 3 2025 11:18PM     link to this

Poor Alice! Force of habit, huh?!
littlemissalice
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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Dec 4 2025 07:40AM     link to this

SOA exactly my brain is not meant for civie life
feeling-young
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Dec 4 2025 09:17AM     link to this

GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. There are people that do not care for that kind of jokes.

I want to slide my card or insert my card in your slot. I know you don't have a ATM.

LMAO.
cash55
SFV, LA, CA
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Dec 4 2025 11:07AM     link to this

Wow. No business!! Lol
a.alturez
CA
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Dec 4 2025 09:09PM     link to this

I can see Alice looking back at the cashier with wide eyes and open mouth in shock, blushing and looking for the exit. Then going back to her room for her 2 o cock appointment. But I think it did not happen for real; it was a joke.
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Pjforfun
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Dec 5 2025 11:39AM     link to this

I am old enough to be confused about swiping a credit card also.
butthead_5150
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Dec 5 2025 02:19PM     link to this

I'm so old, we didn't have credit cards.

We used cash.

When credit cards came out, you didn't swipe the card you swiped the machine.

Then, you received a carbon copy of the transaction.
a.alturez
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Dec 5 2025 02:45PM     link to this

^Wow! That’s in my lifetime, too.^

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