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Greatest Line in SNL History is
Sep 30 2025 07:38PM more by RobBlakeFan
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Chevy Chase on the phone as weekend update was about to start and he said "You don't blow on it, that's just an expression."

I rest my case.
      
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jackrabbit33
La Jolla, San Diego, CA
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Sep 30 2025 09:56PM     link to this



"I've got a fever... and the only prescription... is more cowbell!"

Its.All.Good
Murrieta, Inland Empire, CA
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Sep 30 2025 10:02PM     link to this

"I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"
BigpleaserII
Costa Mesa, OC, CA
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Sep 30 2025 10:05PM     link to this

Jane, you ignorant slut. Hopping from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap ham radio.
jay920
LA, CA
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Sep 30 2025 10:25PM     link to this

Richard Pryor hosting SNL is top 3 if not 1
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DahliaLove
Long Beach, LA, CA
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Sep 30 2025 11:32PM     link to this

I love SNL!!!!

So many great skits and quotes, I don't think I could pick a favorite.

I love the Indoor gardening tip with Christopher Walken .

Maribel_310
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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Oct 1 2025 12:29AM     link to this

"Devyn, what are you doing here?"

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MacFlurry
Oceanside, San Diego, CA
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Oct 1 2025 12:44AM     link to this

I am just a caveman, your world frightens and confuses me.

Wookin pa nub

You are black and I am white / You are blind as a bat and I have sight

Any Norm Macdonald gag about OJ Simpson.
sinful_one66
LA, CA
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Oct 1 2025 01:40AM     link to this

“Isn't that special” -Church Lady (Dana Carvey).
DaHost
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Oct 1 2025 01:59AM     link to this

Kill my Landlord
Kill my Landlord
C-I-L-L... my Landlord... Dead (Eddie Murphy)
TNBE
Fontana, Inland Empire, CA
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Oct 1 2025 05:15AM     link to this

"I have been sprayed so many times, I have developed an Immunity to Mace..Such is Life".-The

Continental

But my all time favorite.....

"You know Dalin, You Loook Mavelous and It is always Better to Look Good than to Feel Good" -

Fernando
Sly01
Inland Empire, CA
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Oct 1 2025 05:26AM     link to this

I need more cowbell
loveitalot
San Diego, CA
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Oct 1 2025 06:38AM     link to this

From Schweddy balls; "mmmm, balls"

From cork soakers; "since I started soaking cork I'm the most popular girl in school"
tomclooney
Huntington Beach, OC, CA
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Oct 1 2025 08:22AM     link to this

Any Jeopardy skit with Will Farrel and “Sean Connery”.

“I’ll take The-rapist (therapist) for 200 Alex”
calIvan
Pasadena, SGV, LA, CA
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Oct 1 2025 11:29AM     link to this

Whenever the fam goes to the drive through I turn around and point and say "cheeeseburger, cheeseburger, cheese burger"
surfer44
Orange, OC, CA
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Oct 1 2025 12:35PM     link to this

Chris Rock 1996

The Dark Side with Nat X

"Sit yo white ass down!"
bwana
Santa Monica, LA, CA
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Oct 1 2025 12:42PM     link to this

Cheeburger cheebuger cheeburger. Pepsi, no coke, no fries - chips
surfer44
Orange, OC, CA
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Oct 1 2025 01:11PM     link to this

Oh, man. I thought of another one:

Dana Carvey and Linda Hamilton 1991

Baby want sauce?

Baby want sauce!
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billcarson
Beverly Hills, LA, CA
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Oct 1 2025 02:48PM     link to this

"We come from France." - Connie Conehead
jackrabbit33
La Jolla, San Diego, CA
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Oct 1 2025 02:58PM     link to this

The best Pete Sweddy skit.
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LngbdSR
Seal/Sunset Beach, OC, CA
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Oct 1 2025 04:14PM     link to this

Two wild and crazy guys:

“ Two American girls are coming over to let us hold onto their breasts"
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LngbdSR
Seal/Sunset Beach, OC, CA
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Oct 1 2025 04:20PM     link to this

More accurate quote:

“ swinging foxes had the hots on for us ... coming here tonight to let us hold on to their big American breasts.”
lookyloo1021
Anaheim, OC, CA
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Oct 1 2025 07:46PM     link to this

It will cost you an arm and a leg! OH! NO! Mister Bill
Looking for lub in all the wrong places.
Buckwheat I'd dead! Buckwheat is dead!
surfer44
Orange, OC, CA
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Oct 1 2025 08:28PM     link to this

Toonces. The cat who could drive a car.

1989

Steve Martin and Victoria Jackson

"Honey, your won't believe it! Toonces can drive a car!"

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JR2e3
CA
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Oct 1 2025 09:25PM     link to this

All good. And during commercials switch to MAD TV

Mad TV Corky - The Juice Pigs - I'm The Only Gay Eskimo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwO33oUawM8&list=RDCwO33oUawM8&start_radio=1

I was thinking of David S Pumpkin. Tis the Season

Haunted Elevator (ft. David S. Pumpkins) - SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS00xWnqwvI

The Love-ahs with Barbara and Dave - SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqeQLV04kwU&t=84s
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The Love-ahs with Barbara and Dave - SNL
DahliaLove
Long Beach, LA, CA
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Oct 2 2025 08:18AM     link to this

Mad TV was so good! I feel like they didn't get enough recognition. There was another show, I cannot think of the title.. it was 3 Hispanic dudes. I really enjoyed that show as well....

and In living color!! which I have most of the DVDs thanks to the swapmeet!
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stevie_bee
SGV, LA, CA
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Oct 2 2025 09:29AM     link to this

You like a the juice, uh? The juice is good, uh?”
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LON22
NC
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Oct 2 2025 09:36AM     link to this

In Loving Color was such a great show! The first 4 seasons are gold!

"Hated itttttttttt"

"But I'm not one to gossip so you ain't heard it from me!"

"LETMESHOWYASOMETHIN!!"

"I'm ret....ta go."

But a lot of that would not fly in 2025 though lol.....
DahliaLove
Long Beach, LA, CA
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Oct 2 2025 09:59AM     link to this

I feel like everything flys in 2025 .. :/ that may be the real issue!

but lets not get distracted !!

you know who I think is super funny and I didn't see it coming,,, John Cena! He cracks me up!
BlaineFox
Irvine, OC, CA
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Oct 7 2025 03:06PM     link to this

“Give me cancer now god” & “Ive got stupid in stereo!”
Adam Sandler, Chris Farley and David Duchovny in Hank & Beverly Gelfands …Zagats Guide!
Hannsolo13
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Oct 7 2025 11:57PM     link to this

“I’m a hyper hippo” Mike Myers and Nicole Kidman and Mike is strapped to a piece of playground equipment with a helmet on

“Are you looking at my bum? Chiggy Monkey” Mike Myers as Simon in the tub with Danny Devito. My Name is Simon and i like to do drawrings was the title of the skit
EditorScott
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Oct 9 2025 07:17AM     link to this

Census Taker with Christopher Walken

Tim meadows - "How many people live here with you"

Walken - It's hard to say, Im not sure. 52

Meadows - there are 52 people here?

Walken - Well, it's me and a my wife. She's a bobcat. I guess I overestimated.

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