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Kelseyforyou
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I went to a packed restaurant
Aug 12 2025 10:40AM more by Kelseyforyou
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no seats, 30 minutes wait.
So I pulled out my phone, held it to my ear, and said loudly:
"Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!"
Six couples got up and left.
      
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IcedCoffee
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Aug 12 2025 10:44AM     link to this

lol
Gbannana
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Aug 12 2025 10:57AM     link to this

Brilliantly done!
jldsjr1
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Aug 12 2025 11:02AM     link to this

Well Played!!!
longwalker
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Aug 12 2025 11:12AM     link to this

I call bullshit
Kelseyforyou
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Aug 12 2025 11:20AM     link to this

it’s BS but I swear I thought about doing it 😂
jldsjr1
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Aug 12 2025 11:24AM     link to this

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kelseyforyou
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Aug 12 2025 11:25AM     link to this

it did happen in my head ok 😂
estimated_p
SGV, LA, CA
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Aug 12 2025 11:32AM     link to this

Thought you were testing material for an open mic night.
Scantron
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Aug 12 2025 11:52AM     link to this

There’s always someone who just doesn’t get the joke.
Kelseyforyou
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Aug 12 2025 11:53AM     link to this

ohh yea
SmartK9
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Aug 12 2025 12:09PM     link to this

Sometime ago I was in Maui on vacation with my then girlfriend. We decided to take our adult beverages to one of the hotel’s large jacuzzi/spas.

We found it occupied by six sets of young couples. We settled in enjoying the company while the heat of the spa and alcohol broke barriers. Soon we found that the 6 young couples sitting with us were all recently married and on their honeymoons. All going on about how great their everlasting love is gonna be. It was very inspiring and filled with hope.

Then it came to our turn to relay our story. I said this:


“OH WE’RE MARRIED……JUST NOT TO EACH OTHER!! WE’RE HERE TO HAVE FUN!!!



15 minutes later we had the spa to ourselves. True story.
BlaineFox
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Aug 12 2025 04:21PM     link to this

This is great… Very funny! I love it. I’m going to give it a try at Disneyland while standing in a long line. I’ll let you know how it goes.
passionateone
Irvine, OC, CA
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Aug 13 2025 01:09PM     link to this

Maybe try it at a Coldplay concert.

Oh, and nice ass OP
Jacinto562
Anaheim, OC, CA
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Aug 13 2025 06:35PM     link to this

Good strategy.
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