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HelenaUlinova
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We clearly need to talk about JFK and his workplace accident.
Jun 22 2025 09:31AM more by HelenaUlinova
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Some variation of a response to it is in about 35% of my messages, a made up but accurate statistic.

Yes, I see how my profile can be interpreted as a tongue in cheek joke, because he was at work, in a company vehicle, etc.

It's set up that way on purpose, but it's also misleading.

The conspiracy I subscribe to is that Lee Harvey was a lone wolf. If you look at him closely, he was an erratic alcoholic moron who was obsessed with assassination attempts (never feel bad about your hobbies again) who tried multiple times to approach the Soviets but was seen as weird, drunk, unreliable, and possibly some sort of plant or whatever.

He tried to move to Soviet Russia and they fucking rejected him because he was an unreliable drunk LOL

The evening before JFK's death, Secret Service were fucking partying their ass off. And the next day, in Dallas, all were hungover. Except one person. A new to the force guy.

Lee Harvey fires off his shot. Probably a shaky hand - nervous drunk and whatnot. Scary trying to be an assassin for the 15th time I'd presume. That shot- the sound- startles the secret service agent who instinctively pulls the trigger on his weapon and kills JFK.

It explains the witness testimony. It explains the weird, missing evidence like JFKs whole damn brain. It explains pretty much everything you could think of, and why there would be any kind of cover up.

Can't go around telling everyone in the middle of the cold war that the secret service is so inept they shot the president in the head.

I listened to a 15 hour podcast (used to have a 1.5 hour commute some days) that kind of dove into every theory and every person, including Lee Harvey's own assassin.

That theory made the most sense. Not malice, just incompetence.

This same podcast also ruined Oppenheimer for me, since I listened to 15+ hours about THAT and then decided to watch a 3 hour movie thinking "Surely they're going to get every historical detail accurate down to the color of Jean Tatlock's nipples."

TBH more Florence Pugh nudity may have made up for the mistakes.

Anyway, I digress.

It is a real conspiracy theory. It just sounds like a funny joke at first.
      
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Jun 22 2025 09:56AM     link to this

honey you cray cray


wanna be friends?
HelenaUlinova
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Jun 22 2025 09:57AM     link to this

Obviously.
DelilahRose
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Jun 22 2025 10:40AM     link to this

Lacg!!
Helena i think your on to something here
almaplacida1
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Jun 22 2025 11:02AM     link to this

Jackie did it.

JonBenet Ramsay stuffed herself up the chimney.
YourCaptain
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Jun 22 2025 11:45AM     link to this

Yes, cray-cray in a fun, interesting way.

Imagine a SS agent riding around with his finger on the trigger AND w his weapon pointed down range in 0the general direction of the president's head....

Not probable bc no chick agents at the time.

jk!
gonzo69
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Jun 22 2025 11:47AM     link to this

I recommend you taking the tour in Dallas Texas. Very eye opening.
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Jun 22 2025 11:52AM     link to this

I have seen the video where it does appear that the guy in the front seat turns around and shoots him. Or something of that nature at least.
HelenaUlinova
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Jun 22 2025 11:52AM     link to this

I have already spoken to many homeless "tour guides" in downtown Dallas. Many swore to have witnessed the event! I used to go there biweekly basically. Place is a shithole, government ACCIDENTALLY killed JFK, LBJ was happy about it. You see my point.

Now let's talk about something less divisive, like religion or the current and or last administration. Really get everyone in the mood.
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Jun 22 2025 01:22PM     link to this

CIA killed him beautiful
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Jun 22 2025 02:25PM     link to this

U.S. strikes Iranian nuclear sites- Damn Some Nasty Work!!

What can we expect next?

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HelenaUlinova
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Jun 22 2025 02:26PM     link to this

Yes thank yo y for the reminder about the impending nuclear holocaust.
sgv626guy
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Jun 22 2025 03:14PM     link to this

never be POTUS while riding in an open top vehicle while PVP mode is enabled. the grassy knoll shooter had VATS so it was an easy shot.
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Jun 22 2025 05:37PM     link to this

sgv626guy got that right. It was an easy shot.

In the first edition (before THE IRISHMAN movie) of "I HEARD YOU PAINT HOUSES," there is a pretty clear explanation of the two ways the Mafia does assassinations.

The first, as depicted in THE IRISHMAN, is to use a close personal friend who can get close enough to the target.

The second is to find a crazy, pay him to do the job, and then kill him. Jimmy Hoffa wanted to get at Bobby Kennedy who was harassing him. Hoffa knew that Lyndon Johnson hated Bobby and would replace him if he took power. Without approval of the 'Godfather,' Hoffa arranged with the New Orleans mob to hire Oswald. Once the job was done, Jack Ruby (a terminally ill member of the New Orleans mo shot & killed Oswald.

Hoffa was later executed for acting without higher approval as shown in THE IRISHMAN.
BlueBalz
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Jun 22 2025 05:55PM     link to this

I think I’m in love
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Jun 22 2025 07:52PM     link to this

Helena is talking about Secret Service Agent George Hickey is suspected to have done the kill shot.

It's in the book Mortal Error: The Shot That Killed JFK. The book is based on ballistic expert Howard Donahue doing his own analysis after the Warren Commissioned published their findings.

There's a documentary the recreate seans titled," JFK: The Smoking Gun"
yellowB2
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Jun 22 2025 08:22PM     link to this

DiMaggio had the mob do it to avenge Marilyn.
AFMadness
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Jun 22 2025 10:49PM     link to this

No, No, No. And the Warren commission is a Fraud.

But to answer a question even if a joke. Yes it happened in the work place. Even if it were on 4 wheels.

No one ever showed you the Zapruder film ? Have a VHS player and I'll show you in slow mo, five consecutive times the kill shot came from the driver of the Limo. End of story.
Just look at the driver's head and neck area, one can see the Nickel plated gun come up, the blast from the gun and the splatter off his head, especially if said VHS has freeze frame, which mine does.

It may still be on you tube

That day at the San Deigo convention center 1989 being a witness to the film for the first time changed my life for ever.

Now here is another tidbit from Ed Griffin who brought the books World Without Cancer and Creature From Jeykell Island. Both a must read if one truly wants to know how the world works.
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AFMadness
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Jun 23 2025 12:24AM     link to this

Also to, the driver was Kellermen which is left handed btw, and riding shot gun holding steering wheel was the gov of TX. So ya, the CIA SS had to be in on it.

The brain is missing cause the bullet from the drivers gun had Oyster shell toxcin in it so even if the bullet graised k the toxcin would kill him anyway.
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RandyMantooth
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Jun 29 2025 07:33PM     link to this

I don't think John F. Kennedy Senior's 1963 death, whether caused by Oswald, an incompetent member of Secret Service, or someone else, would have been classified as a workplace accident because OSHA was not created until 1971.

That said, under current rules and regulations, I believe it would be classified as a workplace injury in any of the three scenarios. See link below that I believe is relevant.
Note: I am not a lawyer, have never worked in HR/Benefits or for any government entity in any capacity beyond election day poll worker, and I have never plotted any assassination anywhere (outside of various video games).
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ChrlzXvyr
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Jun 30 2025 06:58PM     link to this

Allen Dulles, former CIA director that JFK fired after The Bay of Pigs, had him killed. JFK wanted to dismantle the CIA but Dulles wrote the book on regime change via the CIA. Also, his brother John Dulles was Secretary of State at the same time.
scotty949
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Jul 2 2025 03:06PM     link to this

Commute Confessions: Why Traffic Is a National Security Threat
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You can always tell when someone’s been stuck in traffic for way too long. Take Helena, for example. All she wanted was a new job and she got a 90-minute commute each way, a slow descent into podcast-induced madness, and a fully fleshed-out theory that JFK's death was less of an assassination and more of a government workplace accident.

By week three, she'd developed what could only be described as a PhD in conspiracy theory, complete with footnotes, a bibliography, and a whiteboard in her kitchen covered in red string and tomato sauce. She’d rant about the Cold War with the heavy sigh of someone who personally lost friends to it, and don’t even get her started on Oppenheimer. I can only assume that once she watched it, she then spent the next hour yelling at her TV like a history professor with a grudge.

“That's bullshit!” “Tatlock’s nips were historically inaccurate! Do better, Nolan!”

By the time month two rolled around, Helena wasn’t just deep in the weeds, she was building a cabin there. The other day, she casually dropped the phrase “the Bay of Pigs was basically a networking event gone wrong” at brunch and no one even flinched.

I fear if we give Helena one more traffic jam she’ll have a fully cited theory on how the moon landing was a workplace accident. “They didn’t mean to get there, some guy in NASA just tripped over the wrong wire.”

Just one thing, if she ever starts theorizing that the lunar rover was just a golf cart with a bad PR team, I’m sending her a care package. Maybe a traffic jam survival kit with some aspirin and a whiteboard marker.

Keep fighting the good Helena, fight against those boring commutes and historical inaccuracies. We need that kind of fun around here.

I love it, and keep it up.
AFMadness
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Jul 2 2025 07:15PM     link to this

And how the CIA coined the phrase Road Rage.

Perhaps reconsider giving her Roger Stones new book , a lot of LBJ stuff in it.
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YourCaptain
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Jul 3 2025 03:23AM     link to this

I love conspiracy theories and theorists...

But in rea life:

"When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.” This maxim was coined by Dr Theodore Woodward in the 1940s. It means the simplest explanation is usually correct.

Remember during the OJ trial, the cops were portrayed by Johnnie Cochran as either bumbling fools or evil geniuses intent on framing OJ? When really, they just identified and caught a murderer. Johnnie was a master at getting the dummies on a jury sidetracked.
YourCaptain
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Jul 3 2025 03:25AM     link to this

* real
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