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ahhahahahahah
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A very old joke. I kicked the slats out of my crib the first time I heard it.
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Omg I snorted laughing so hard
Good one
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OMG thats great! I love a good joke. Well done!
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ha!!
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A friend was over at my place and noticed my male lab licking its balls. The friend told me he sure wish he could do that, I told him, you better pet him first.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey.
The bartender pours the shots and turns to set the bottle down.
When the bartender turns back around, he sees that all three shot glasses are empty.
The bartender says, "Wow, you drank those fast".
The guys says, "You'd drink them fast too if you had what I have".
"Uh, oh, what you do you have?" asks the bartender.
The guys says, "about 50 cents".
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A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.
The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that pig in here"
The lady says, "this isn't a pig, it's a duck."
The bartender says "Yeah, I know. I was talking to the duck"
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Three women walk into a bar and discuss what to have in a wee bit of a brogue.
The bartender walks over and says, "What will you fine Irish lassies be having?"
The ladies scream, "It's Wales!"
Bartender, "OK, what will you whales be having?"
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What do you call three blondes doing a handstand, two brunettes and a red head.
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A guy is strolling along Vegas Strip when a stunning hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, "How much?"
The Hooker replies, "$500 for a hand-job." The guy's jaw drops: "$500 dollars, For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Hard Rock cafe on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the Hard Rock about a block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see that third Cafe?"
"Yes."
"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
The Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, "$1,500."
"$1,500? No blow-job could be worth that." The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. See that casino just across the street? I own it. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can't believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the pension savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."
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Blowjob 🤣😂
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