Contact Us/Help!
Handle:
Password:
Forget Your Password?    Join for FREE!
cossack
Whittier, LA, CA
41 blogs/187 comments
since Jun 21 2006

Level 3
AttributeLevel
Overall3
Safety4
Compliance4
Integrity4
Reliability4
Karma4
See Photo Albums
I'm not taking any chances
Apr 29 2025 08:27PM more by cossack
Tags: LA, Random (All tags)

After many years of dreaming, saving, and planning, a married couple make a trip to the Holy Land, bringing the wife’s mother along. While they are there, the mother dies. The wife being very distraught, the husband steps forward to make arrangements.

At the U.S. Conciliate he is told, “Transporting the remains back the States is complicated and expensive. I’m afraid the whole process is going to cost about $50,000. However, there is an alternative. We can arrange to have your departed buried right here. As a curtesy to international relations, it can be done at no cost.”

The man thinks this through and says, “We’ll take her back. Let’s get going on the paperwork.”

The representative answered, “I don’t think you understand. We can lay her to rest HERE, in the HOLY LAND, for FREE.”

The man answered, “What I understand is that 2,000 years ago you buried a man here, and three days later he came right back up again. I’m not taking the chance of that happening with my mother-in-law. Let’s get going on the paperwork. I brought my own pen.”
      
There are 9 comments on this blog.
bwana
Santa Monica, LA, CA
149 blogs/6141 comments
since Jul 3 2007

Level 5
AttributeLevel
Overall5
Safety5
Compliance5
Integrity5
Reliability5
Karma5
See Photo Albums
Apr 29 2025 09:14PM     link to this

Oy.
Devin_Peridot
LA, CA
51 blogs/264 comments
since Jan 11 2020

Level 2
AttributeLevel
Overall2
Safety3
Compliance3
Integrity3
Reliability2
Karma3
See Photo Albums
Apr 30 2025 09:37AM     link to this

Zing!
battlecat37
Victorville, Inland Empire, CA
2 blogs/56 comments
since Nov 28 2007

Level 2
AttributeLevel
Overall2
Safety3
Compliance4
Integrity3
Reliability3
Karma3
See Photo Albums
Apr 30 2025 02:27PM     link to this

lol
roryunderwood2
Huntington Beach, OC, CA
220 blogs/2039 comments
since Sep 27 2005

Level 3
AttributeLevel
Overall3
Safety3
Compliance1
Integrity3
Reliability3
Karma3
Apr 30 2025 11:49PM     link to this

Good evening C,

Ha....Ha....Ha....Ha.... Ha....Ha....Ha....Ha....

That's great humour

Ha....Ha....Ha....Ha.... Ha....Ha....Ha....Ha....


Have a good night

Regards

Rory




cossack
Whittier, LA, CA
41 blogs/187 comments
since Jun 21 2006

Level 3
AttributeLevel
Overall3
Safety4
Compliance4
Integrity4
Reliability4
Karma4
See Photo Albums
May 2 2025 12:52AM     link to this

My wife is a Sex Object.

Every time I ask for sex, she objects.""
cossack
Whittier, LA, CA
41 blogs/187 comments
since Jun 21 2006

Level 3
AttributeLevel
Overall3
Safety4
Compliance4
Integrity4
Reliability4
Karma4
See Photo Albums
May 2 2025 12:53AM     link to this

""What’s worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.""
Fun4Dayz
Inland Empire, CA
8 blogs/109 comments
since Jul 9 2024

Level 2
AttributeLevel
Overall2
Safety2
Compliance-1
Integrity2
Reliability2
Karma2
See Photo Albums
May 2 2025 08:39AM     link to this

😝😂😂😂 these were great!!
makinbacon
LA, CA
0 blogs/229 comments
since Sep 13 2011

Level 2
AttributeLevel
Overall2
Safety3
Compliance2
Integrity3
Reliability3
Karma3
See Photo Albums
May 2 2025 09:22AM     link to this

lol
cossack
Whittier, LA, CA
41 blogs/187 comments
since Jun 21 2006

Level 3
AttributeLevel
Overall3
Safety4
Compliance4
Integrity4
Reliability4
Karma4
See Photo Albums
May 3 2025 07:46PM     link to this

Daughter:

"I'm a Lesbian!"

Dad: "Ok Hun!"

Daughter 2:

"('Im also a
Lesbian!"

Dad: WTF. does

anyone in this
house like men?

Son: "Ido!"
Dad faints.
There are 9 comments on this blog.