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I always think of that song around this time of year ๐ŸŽถ
Dec 16 2024 09:12AM more by SkylarStone
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๐ŸŽถ put your dick in a box ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽถ

The skit they did with Justin Timberlake ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜œ

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SABOTEUR
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Dec 16 2024 09:25AM     link to this

Can I put mine in your box?
SkylarStone
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Dec 16 2024 10:45AM     link to this

ONLY with a bow ๐ŸŽ€
joe74
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Dec 16 2024 11:29AM     link to this

Can you pm me your contact info. I would like to set up some time with you.
socaliam
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Dec 16 2024 11:32AM     link to this

^ You should get mail privs and send her one. This shows poorly.
SkylarStone
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Dec 16 2024 01:18PM     link to this

Joe74 sorry I donโ€™t just give out my number. A PM is important first and gives me a chance to get to know you more before giving out my number. Hints a new number ๐Ÿ˜Š


Thank you socaliam ๐Ÿฅฐ

Happy holiday boys! Hope youโ€™re treating yourself this year!
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Dec 16 2024 09:20PM     link to this

The sole reason Macy's ended their gift wrapping service.
The lines were too big and too inappropriate according to Macy's Wrap Master Department Chair. Too bad, they used that fancy double sided sticky scotch tape, so you cant see the tape.
Wrapped, festive paper, folded triangle ends, held together magically.
Just fancy.
Yea they'll wrap a box for you with a pretty bow, but tell them you want hole on one side.
Then they'll start asking questions, like how big and what do you want with a hole.
You explain, to place mine in that box.
Then they second guess your measurements, "Oh honey that size?" giving you the once over with a shift of their eyes, a smirk and a nod to their fellow employees.
I swear the employees were talking about me.
While looking at me, giggles and I heard them say, the guy with the early pubescent mustache and hour glass figure.
The gift wrapping employees were always a catty, judgemental, sarcastic bunch, all while in their elf costumes.Made me hate wrapping paper and paper cuts.

That was fun Skylar totally forgot about that bit and its seasonal
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Dec 17 2024 04:00AM     link to this

What about "Jizz In My Pants?"
SABOTEUR
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Dec 17 2024 09:11AM     link to this

Use a pre-wash stain remover and go see a doctor
SkylarStone
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Dec 17 2024 10:58PM     link to this

JR2e3 - Iโ€™d be that coworker that would bend over right in front of you just to tease you while looking backโ€ฆ forcing you to accidentally rub your package against me ๐Ÿ˜Š
SkylarStone
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Dec 18 2024 08:21AM     link to this

Holiday cheer to everyone near! Who doesnโ€™t love presents ๐ŸŽ

What was one of your favorite gifts youโ€™ve received?
SkylarStone
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Dec 18 2024 09:23AM     link to this

Iโ€™ve decided to do something a little crazy for the holidays!!

With that being said ask me about my holiday cheer event for not 1 but 2 lucky winners!!!! ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿฅฐ๐ŸŽ Message me Holiday Cheer to find out the details!!! You wonโ€™t be disappointed! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜Š
SABOTEUR
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Dec 18 2024 09:26AM     link to this

Does it involve mistletoe, your box and two candy canes ?
SkylarStone
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Dec 18 2024 10:13AM     link to this

Now that could get a little sticky ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿคฃ
SkylarStone
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Dec 18 2024 11:35AM     link to this

Youโ€™ll have to message me to find out ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Š๐ŸŽ
thebacknine
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Dec 18 2024 11:54AM     link to this

Too funny!!
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Dec 18 2024 06:52PM     link to this

Funny, Skylar great wording"...forcing you to accidentally rub your package against me" Now you'll cause me to setup my Festivus Pole.


And Thank you for help setup the Christmas party. I'm bummed my schedule was tough so I'm missing the party.
SkylarStone
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Dec 18 2024 07:24PM     link to this

Thebacknine - I thought it was pretty clever ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Š

JR2e3 - aww well thank you! Itโ€™s been my pleasure! Iโ€™m sorry we will miss you!! ๐Ÿ˜˜ as long as youโ€™ll touch me with your pole ๐Ÿ˜œ
SkylarStone
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Dec 18 2024 08:16PM     link to this

Santa said Iโ€™ve been naughtyโ€ฆ or so Iโ€™ve been told
SkurferGurl
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Dec 18 2024 09:41PM     link to this

Skylar being on the naughty list around here is a good thing !!

Merry Christmas honey
Maribel_310
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Dec 18 2024 10:38PM     link to this

Thats a good one! haha
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Dec 18 2024 10:59PM     link to this

I bet you have been naughty Maribel.
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Dec 18 2024 11:02PM     link to this

Always haha

Good girl gone bad
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Dec 19 2024 12:23AM     link to this

That was quit the Christmas song.
SkylarStone
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Dec 19 2024 06:49AM     link to this

Skurfergirl - thatโ€™s facts! Naughty girls finish last ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Maribel_310 - I canโ€™t wait to see you today! Weโ€™re naughty & everything nice ๐Ÿฅฐโœจ

BDSdavid - I think itโ€™s the gift that keeps on giving ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Š



Early morning! Last day before Iโ€™m at the social! I am so excited!! Donโ€™t miss my specials and a chance to win a prize! ๐Ÿ… ask me about the prize details ๐ŸŽโœจ
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Dec 19 2024 07:45AM     link to this

SkylarStone --- I cant wait to see you too!
SkylarStone
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Dec 19 2024 09:11AM     link to this

Ending 2024 with a bang & they have no clue whatโ€™s coming for 2025!!!! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Š
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