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lol
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love it!
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LOL. Thanks for introducing a little humor to a blog. Keep it coming!
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I love a good joke. I love a bad joke too. I don’t care just make me giggle. I know ya’ll gotta have some jokes to share!
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Ok so here's a silly one for you: What do mermaids use to wash their fins?
Tide :-)
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Zing!
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What is the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in her wheelchair!
Bad joke for you!
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Omg that so bad it’s good!
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OMG i LOVE this blog... lol.
What does a hot dog use for protection?
Condoments.
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a mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says "sorry, we don't server your kind here", mushroom says "why not I'm a fungi". (had to be done LoL)
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^^ it's funny if you've ever watched a mushroom walk - hilarious.
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Ok heres a long one:
Little Johnny was hungry for his lunch one hot summer day so we went looking for his parents to make him something. He looked all over the house and couldnt find them anywhere. Finally he went up stairs and as he approached his parents bedroom he heard all kinds of wild sounds coming from behind the door. He knocked but no one answered. Finally he pushed the door open to find his mother on all fours while his father is just railing her from behind. Johnny screamed in horror. His father with out skipping a beat let out a big belly laugh, shoved Johnny out of the room and kicked the door shut.
When mom and dad finished up mom tells dad little Johnny must be upset, you should go check on him. So dad makes his way down stairs and as he approaches his bedroom door he hears some strange sounds coming from the other side. He knocks but Johnny doesnt answer. Finally he pushed the door open and is horrified to find little Johnny with Grandma spread eagle on the bed nailing her as hard as the little guy could.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!
his father shouts.
Without skipping a beat, little Johnny looks him square in the eyes and says, Its not so fucking funny when its YOUR mom is it?
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That is a good one!!
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My girlfriend (topless) used a couple of books to hide her shame.
I said nice titles.
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If I told you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?
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