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I know I am getting old when I pass each birthday with less and less fanfare. 65 signed up for Medicare....66 started receiving Social Security payments....67...who cared....lol
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When that which works, hurts. And that which doesn't work, doesn't hurt.
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You know you’re old when you have to take a break after swinging your legs out of bed and your first four steps are each knee and ankle cracking.
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77 next month. And not having those problems. If my lungs (2 pack/day for 50 years) worked and young ladies liked me, I'd be a happy man.
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Gina, you can’t even see old with binoculars from where you are. Jeez, you aren’t even up to prime age yet.
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When my dad got old, he started giving zero fucks...
Recently, I have been giving zero fucks.
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1. New Balance Shoes
2. Writing checks
3. Keeping a phone book
4. Jean Shorts (Jorts )
5. Shopping in malls
6. Bookstores
7. Newspaper subscriptions
8. Waking up to pee
9. 40 yr old ladies are hot AF.
10.All-U;Can eat buffets are really really fun.
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I literally just finished my no longer Hot coffee!! Hahahaa!
XOXO, HF1
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^riggghtttttt @hellafun 
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23 next month, for the third time
just had both eyes fixed, dr said old age happens
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#69 for life
don't worry face pucker u still got it!
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I laugh out loud louder and louder !! (In crowds or alone)
I cry & sob at those ASPCA commercials & turn to my animals and yell at them on how good they've got it !!
I find myself grabbing for any kind of rock, branch or big piece of wood when I'm walking/exercising in the morning when I'm coming upon a parked car/truck on the street.
I shake my head a lot.
I make different sounds of pleasure that turn me on even more.
I love shopping at Costco.
There's more, getting old is ok !
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Strange funky smells don’t bother me as much.
But dang has my nose gotten more sensitive to the outdoors than before. Long fields of grass were never a problem til now.
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I can feel it in my knees and my back.
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Sherkahn..... You have had your head so far up your ass, for so long.
It's a wonder you can smell any thing butt. (Pun intended)
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You're interested in a blog like this!
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Now I know why your name is “walker.”
Because you use an elderly one and have it attached to a moving colonoscopy bag that drains straight into your brain.
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Either my eyebrows and nose hairs are still growing
Or, the rest of me is shrinking
I think it's the latter
At 120, IDGAF
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dont forget the ear hairs and spaghetti brows
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When ur working on 2 32" lcds and its not big enough for ur blind ass...
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Can somebody help me find my dick?
I swear, it used to be around here somewhere.
All I see now is a forest of white pubes
Feels like my b-hole just imploded
And the 90 year old poon is looking pretty good
Tastes like dust, though
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Thanks for the reminder.
I thought everyone took a nap after pouring a fresh cup of coffee, only to enjoy it after your mid morning nap...
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dont forget the ear hairs / ear hairs tickle.
Every year I'm having more senior moments than the year before. 
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@ Sherkahn......wrong on both counts. I note, you didn't dispute my claim.
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When you go to the bathroom to fart.....in case....
Sorry I could not help myself.
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...when you have to ask someone at the store to read the fine print on something because it's all a blur and you didn't bring your glasses with you.
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You take a bottle of warm beer, throw some ice in a mug, pour the beer into the mug with ice and drink the beer without flinching.
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You Know Your Getting Old When...
You use/say the line "I'm too old for this Sh*t"
Roger Murtaugh would be proud! 
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YOU are OLD, when you look at Gina's pictures,
and can only think---- if i was only 20 years younger,
and Gina would really SEE me.
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^I'm single....bilingual....ready 2 mingle.... come sweep me off my feet... I need a sugar daddy ATF to make me all his.....
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(i really enjoy reading all of these)
(not 1 is the same)
but sounds like we all will reach for the once was hot coffee mugg..hours later!
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If you blog on here non-stop ).gif)
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Paying is your only realistic option.
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hey ColossusJones I bet you my ankle cracks louder than yours!
To me, getting old is bragging about how loud your ankle cracks to a bunch of complete strangers and a couple familiar faces (hey HellaFun1 how you doin? Lookin' foxy as hell........)
xoxo,
Alyssa
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When u think the phone is ringing...but thats just ur tinnitus.
-X-™
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Sheheldmeback omg great now I feel old as fuck! lmao I totally say “chillin like a villan”
thanks..... LOL 😂
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I hope you meant to say Bob Dylan! We are speaking of old here are we not? But.....
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dylan is so old he qualifies for historic plates
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i couldnt name a bob dylan song if my life depended on it
that include any of them artist.
kiss... bono... springstein.... ozbourne.... all that genre
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.......when you are driving a rental car and see the handles to roll windows up or down.....
.......and actually know what the handle is for!!!!
LOL
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You know you’re old when your favorite songs are now playing on K-Earth 101.
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^ Or you ever put out a dedication on KRLA, or even know what AM is for that matter
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You prefer a solid night’s sleep over “another crazy night”.
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When you are pushing 40 and still on HX
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I know im getting old cause i rather stay in
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