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New guidelines for operations were just released by the CDC on Saturday.
It includes guides for ladies who are “grabbed by the pussy” by what-passes-for-a-man with little hands.
It also includes Zombie survival.
I shit you not.
“What began as a “tongue-in-cheek campaign” turned into a pretty useful guide for surviving the undead. Like any other emergency, the CDC suggests one create an emergency kit that could last a few days. This kit should include essential items like a gallon of water, nonperishable foods, medications, bedding, hygiene products, first aid supplies, etc.
Next, you should pick a place to evacuate. You and your friends and family (who aren’t zombies) need to agree on a place to regroup in case the creatures start to storm your house. This evacuation plan should also include protection measures to stop the zombies from trying to devour your brain. “
It’s a joke right? Or is it?
The CDC is using the popularity of zombies 🧟♂️ to help get people to download survival guides, and using humor to get it done.
I myself am I type of zombie. An exclusive pussy water. Yum.
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