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NPembrush
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A glass of wine outside.
Aug 16 2020 12:20AM more by NPembrush
Tags: Orange County, Random (All tags)

Glass number three of cooper and thief 2018 and a gnat flies in like a kamikaze. I'm sure in it's tiny little mind it felt victorious. I on the other hand was annoyed having to stick my finger in the glass to pluck the sucker out. My wine you bastard.

      
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juliuscaesar1
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Aug 16 2020 12:28AM     link to this

Quit whining.



Bahahahahahahahahahaha!
NPembrush
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Aug 16 2020 09:32AM     link to this

I've been punned!
Loki51
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Aug 16 2020 09:49AM     link to this

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot, three friends, are all drinking together at a pub's outdoor tables. They are all 3 enjoying fine, expensive Scotch. A fly enters the Englishman's drink. He calls over the barkeep and asks for a replacement drink. The barkeep obliges.

A fly enters the Irishman's drink. He reaches in, plucks it out, flicks it away, and continues drinking.

A fly enters the Scot's drink. He reaches in, plucks it out, holds it over his glass and demands, "Spit it out, ya bastard, ya!"
Tatiana36dd
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Aug 16 2020 10:27AM     link to this

Its an alpha female fly!
TheWickedWitch
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Aug 16 2020 08:53PM     link to this

Suddenly I’d like a glass of wine 🍷
airmanlgb
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Aug 17 2020 08:54AM     link to this

Loki, they say Jews are "thrifty" they aint got nothing on the Scots, I know I'm one lol
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