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She could at least get you a flesh light.
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She should have blown in your ear and asked you to make her a sandwich.
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True that fiji
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Right there with you fiji!!
Let’s save the tissue for the clean up after 
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Punchy, I've always found your wife happy to oblige. (did I say that out loud?)
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Yeah Punch-dog!
Your wife is always so eager after you leave for work.
Strange huh?!?!
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Fuckers! 
Fiji, I'll  you. 
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This is the reason I'm here too girls..
Wifey doesn't seem to like it anymore.
Seems like HX has been good for both of us....
I know that it's working well for me anyway.....
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and the WIFE is suspucious of Hx?
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We should take an informal poll
How many husbands here have had a decent BJ
From their wives in the last 10 years.
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What is a wife? Never heard of such a thing.
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amen
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Looks she is the one in control and still keeps half😂😂..She is also probably sayng "good" let someone rlsr handle...less effort for me today."
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Awwwwwwwww.... BOGUS !!!
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I asked my wife for a blow job.
She said "what's that"?
I asked my wife "honey when was the last time you gave me a blow job"?
She said it was just before we got married.
When I got home I saw my wife's luggage was packed.
I asked or where she was going.
She stated she was going to Las Vegas because she could get $300 what she was giving to me for free.
So I started packing my bags and she asked me where I was going?
I told her I wanna see your live on $600 a fucken year.
Compliments of Duane Hickman
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You already knew the answer was a NO before you asked your wife...
That's why you're a LEVEL 5 on this site.
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See Key is one of the best therapist around.
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Most women don't understand that a marriage can only work with communication and compromise.
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WOMEN. **********
OK upper meet me in the street at high noon.
Guns a blazing!
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Thank God for this place! 😘
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@UpperEchelon that man was so lucky. Watching you go at it with another woman would be so hot, then be able to join in, heaven.
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UE, I would’ve walked out too.... to get some popcorn and yoo-hoo..... and I would’ve rushed back to get a good seat.
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What's the best way to get a girl to stop giving blowjobs? Marry her.
Seriously is this even a question, LOL!
TA
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UE, if that's true (and I doubt it), you found the only dude on this planet that wouldn't be happy with that. The fact is women lose interest when they get older, while most (not all) dudes still have raging libidos. You ladies are just too young to realize it yet.
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What? There are married men on this site. I never knew that.
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^^She actually took it off and put it inside her. She means it.
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some jusy promise to give the guy a NIGHT the guy will never forget.
BJ? really? you're lucky.
when the LORENA BOBBITT story broke, i went to bed as usual. that night, wife had a 10" serrated edge slicing knife on her nightstand.
she said, "if i even think you might want to "cross the line", you are going to be sorry."
Celibacy is good for a marriage. Bloody sheet is not. not with my blood. oh...
she said THAT part will be in the garbage disposal. ok. i love you too. you are safe.
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When I see Fiji, I'm going to go deep sea hunting for wedding rings. 
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@ UpperEchelon , vibrator movies, gifs?
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A groom meets up with his best man just before the wedding.
The groom is smiling from ear to ear.
The best man asks, "why are you smiling?"
The groom says, "behind the church, my bride-to-be just gave me the best blow job of my life!"
At the same time, the bride-to-be meets up with her maid of honor.
The bride-to-be is smiling from ear to ear.
The maid of honor asks, "why are you smiling?"
The bride-to-be says, "because I just gave the last blow job of my life!"
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LOL! Love those comments...funny shiiitttt!
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That joke is the truth. That is why hx thrives! And rightfully so!
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This morning I asked my wife and she said yes...... I had a heart attack and died..... the funeral service is next week.
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SO would rather I pay for one...so here I am (shhhh).
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Very old joke.....
What food stops a women from having sex with her boyfriend?
Wedding cake
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