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littlemissalice
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The wise willy
Jul 24 2018 09:46AM more by littlemissalice
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Today I learned the reason ancient Greek and Roman male statues wave such small willies, small junk was associated with wisdom, willpower and rationalism.

I always assumed the talent had just gotten cold standing still for so long.
      
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goblyn27
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Jul 24 2018 09:57AM     link to this

Nah. Imagine you are an artist or sculpter. You get this well built, handsome, young model stripping naked for you in the middle of town square where all the good light is. As you are working, covered in dust, your fingers mangled by the hammer and chisel, all the girls walking by only have eyes for the model. Naturally you are going to make his wee wee small just out of spite.
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Jul 24 2018 11:42AM     link to this

all true
littlemissalice
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Jul 24 2018 11:43AM     link to this

well at first I wasn't planning to include the rest ..
apparently having a big penis was associated with foolishness, indecency, and being easily tempted.

but hey, i have love for all levels of "intelligence." lol

littlemissalice
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Jul 24 2018 11:47AM     link to this

you sayin' you have experience in the matter?
teeitup
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Jul 24 2018 11:52AM     link to this

more like a beiner than a frican weiner.
AlexisSweet69
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Jul 24 2018 12:04PM     link to this

Very interesting!
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Jul 24 2018 12:11PM     link to this

stupid is as stupid does

it all makes sense now
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Jul 24 2018 01:10PM     link to this

Small peepees have thier purpose, I just dont know what it is
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Jul 24 2018 03:12PM     link to this

They r grow ers not show ers
jdjr19699
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Jul 24 2018 05:38PM     link to this

On my wedding night I was in front of the mirror but naked admiring my master piece. I was talking to myself loud "two inches more I would have been a king". My wife's reply, "honey, two inches less you would have been a queen"
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Jul 24 2018 05:44PM     link to this

I was going at it with this girl. I was telling her "can you part you legs a little bit please". She obliged, I say again "a little bit more please", she's trying to be nice, but now beginning to get annoyed. I say again "just a little bit more please". Now she is pissed. What the fuck are trying to do? Are you also trying to put your balls in. My reply, "no sweetie, I am trying to get them out".
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