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two star motel near buena park...
where she met a handsome prince and they.......
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Went to red box to rent a movie and got...
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Tremors 1-3 the most epic trilogy ever!.....
they also went and got a sack of wings from......
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The got a sack of fly wings from
In n Out
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the local pet/butcher shop.
As a side dish for the wings they got some...
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Put on a pink pussy hat. Then he gave them a ride to...
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The corner of Wilshire and Beverly near the lampost where...
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They were picked by a UBER driver in a brand new Mercedes with deep tinted window heading west...
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An Armenian gangster with cologne so strong it made their eyes tear.
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Whoops.
He asked them if they wanted to buy some counterfeit Adidas, so they...
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Walked into a store and farted
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When he smelled his own fart, it reminded him of his home town of Lompoc, so he jumped in his whip and....
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But the handle was supposed to read "iwantAss".
But dam auto correct spit out "SwampAss"
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Bacon
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... then the phone rang ...
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named Don the Con who was running for...
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A bearded man wearing a Yamaka asked him a question and his reply was...
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Every morning I do like to..
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MW do we like this story?
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and now they are scientologists
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(are we doing this in Spanish or what???) No comprnede.
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your spanglish is no bono
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They traveled on and met a Rabbi and a Priest and said:
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will you marry us
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The priest said, "it depends on whether you voted for Trump or Clinton." And the Rabbi nodded his head in agreement.
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Jack's not very good at this.
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^^ That's why they are called Conservatards.
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Trumpikans
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Dinar
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TrumpiKlans.
There I fixed it.
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Thx grump
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Justin Bieber
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Went to the porn store
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To buy his mom a valentine's present
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To be continued Part 2......
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